Hoaxes!

1. Irish Weather Forecasting - Impossible
2. The Stock Market - Phony
3. Global warming/that the globe isn't warming - Probably somewhere in between
4. Bus Timetables - False
5. The Olympics - No one cares, yet a full house for every games?

If I'm elected, I will do my utmost to tackle 'The Big Five' and all that that threaten the irish way of life!